Naming and shaming celebrities who think it's ok to voice over, or appear in crappy adverts, hawking all manner of unnecessary shite. There are plenty of actors who could do with that money. They have no shame and shouldn't be afforded any artistic respect. They've sold their souls, and now they must pay.

#	Name	What they're hawking	Comments
1	Marco Pierre White	Bernard Matthews Turkey/Stock pot	3 Michelin stars and he's cooking this shite.
2	The Redknapps	Thomas Cook	Like these two ever go on a package tour.
3	Orlando Bloom	Aftershave	You were in Lord of the rings.. what were you thinking?
4	Kylie Minogue	Lexus	Michael Hutchence will be spinning in his grave.
5	John Lydon	Country life butter	He railed against the establishment and now he's selling fat.
6	John Prescott	Money supermarket	You were a union man, is this what you thought your future would be?
7	Max Beesley	Internet job site	You're a real musician, your middle name's Gig... come on!
8	Dustin Hoffman	Sky Atlantic	You played Lenny Bruce, how dare you!
9	John Cleese	AA	He even uses the phrase "faulty showers" Is nothing sacred John?
10	Caroline Quentin	Marks & Sparks	This isn't just whoring yourself....

Special mention to all those currently voicing over for Tesco, you're all going to hell

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