Naming and shaming celebrities who think it's ok to voice over, or appear in crappy adverts, hawking all manner of unnecessary shite. There are plenty of actors who could do with that money. They have no shame and shouldn't be afforded any artistic respect. They've sold their souls, and now they must pay.
# Name What they're hawking Comments
1 Marco Pierre White Bernard Matthews Turkey/Stock pot 3 Michelin stars and he's cooking this shite.
2 The Redknapps Thomas Cook Like these two ever go on a package tour.
3 Orlando Bloom Aftershave You were in Lord of the rings.. what were you thinking?
4 Kylie Minogue Lexus Michael Hutchence will be spinning in his grave.
5 John Lydon Country life butter He railed against the establishment and now he's selling fat.
6 John Prescott Money supermarket You were a union man, is this what you thought your future would be?
7 Max Beesley Internet job site You're a real musician, your middle name's Gig... come on!
8 Dustin Hoffman Sky Atlantic You played Lenny Bruce, how dare you!
9 John Cleese AA He even uses the phrase "faulty showers" Is nothing sacred John?
10 Caroline Quentin Marks & Sparks This isn't just whoring yourself....
Special mention to all those currently voicing over for Tesco, you're all going to hell
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